Which one is the funniest?

A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight


from Los Angeles to New York.





The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a


fun game.





The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over


to the window to catch a few winks.





The programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot


of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you


pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay


you $5."





Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.





The programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer


you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $100!"





This catches the engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment


unless he plays, so he agrees to the game.





The programmer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to


the moon?" The engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls


out a five dollar bill and hands it to the programmer.





Now, it's the engineer's turn. He asks the programmer "What goes up a hill


with three legs, and comes down on four?"





The programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop


computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Air phone with his


modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends


e-mail to his co-workers--all to no avail.





After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $100. The engineer


politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The


programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the engineer and asks "Well, so


what's the answer?" Without a word, the engineer reaches into his wallet, hands


the programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.








A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Colorado.One of the women in


the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He


told her not to worry, that he was sure there was relief waiting at the top of


the lift in the form of a powder room for female skiers in distress. He was


wrong, of course, and the pain did not go away.





Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the pain, suggested that since she


was wearing an all-white ski outfit, she should go off in the woods. No one


would even notice, he assured her. The white will provide more than adequate


camouflage. So she headed for the tree line, began disrobing and proceeded to do


her thing. If you've ever parked on the side of a slope, then you know there is


a right way and wrong way to set up your skis so you don't move. Yup, you got


it. She had them positioned the wrong way.





Without warning, the woman found herself skiing backward, out-of-control,


racing through the trees, somehow missing all of them, and into another slope.


Her derriere and the reverse side were still bare, her pants down around her


knees, and she was picking up speed all the while.





She continued on backwards, totally out-of-control, creating an unusual vista


for the other skiers. The woman skied, if you define that verb loosely, back


under the lift and finally collided violently with a pylon. The bad news was


that she broke her arm and was unable to pull up her ski pants. At long last her


husband arrived, put an end to her nudie show, then went to the base of the


mountain and summoned the ski patrol, who transported her to a hospital.





In the emergency room she was regrouping when a man with an obviously broken


leg was put in the bed next to hers. "So. How did you break your leg?" she


asked, making small talk.





"It was the darndest thing you ever saw," he said. "I was riding up this ski


lift, and suddenly I couldn't believe my eyes. There was this crazy woman skiing


backward out-of-control down the mountain with her bare bottom hanging out of


her clothes, and pants down around her knees. I leaned over to get a better look


and I guess I didn't realize how far I'd moved. I fell out of the lift ... "





" ... So, how did you break your arm?"


|||the second ones topic was funnier but the first was hilarious.





#1!|||1|||the second one was great


|||They both were amusing, but I'd say Number 1.





:] Totally ripped the programmer off. xD|||i kinda didn't get the first one but from what i got it was good!! They both were good!!|||lol they are both really good but I like the first one best!!|||the second one