Aahh gosh, my wife just batted me over the head with a cricket bat i've lost a lot of blood?

aahh, gosh ...so sticky now.





argh, how did it all come to this ..my marriage.





my daughters watched the scuffle in the kitchen all over a diamond ring, which i wanted my wife to hand over to me.





you see, my marriage has been a bit difficult lately.





so many things led me to gambling and alcohol, the later i somewhat managed to control.





my big firm went into liquidation in the later quart of the recession, for personal and logical reasons I shall not name it.





but i was involved in a syndicate of tax evading and bond cheats at my prestigious london based company.





we got caught, but before we did we destroyed a lot of evidence of our foul ways.





the CEO's made off with as much 拢拢拢 and vacated around the world to start fresh.





the rest of us were laid off. unemployed.





thats when my gambling problem started.





its gotten so bad, just this evening I asked my wife to give me back my diamond ring (the one I brought her for her 38th anniversary present)





she demanded to know why





i rushed at her with my hands and applied a choke hold on her neck and she bit my fingers.





in the madness of it all, i launched a series of devestating slaps across her face, one after the other each more hurting than the last !





hey, i think thats what caused her to retaliate with might.





she swung my sons cricket bat across my head a few times and the final time she made contact with the bat and split my fricking head wide open.





i fell.





my girls screamed @ the sight of their dad on the floor in just his vest, and pants covered in blood.





i swung a kitchen knife at her calf but she was too qiuck and evaded it and struck me across the right arm with the bat.





i feel its broken now.





so i crawled out of my house onto the drive way and got into a car and sped off, and i think i hit an elderly lady - shes okay though but im sure shes got a broken leg or something now.





i heard sirens wailing from a distance so i parked up in an embankment canopied by tall trees.





my head is bloodied up and i have no where else to go.





none of my male friends are helping me. ive called them all.





should i call back home ?|||(: !!!!





I want your wife's number, i have a few enemies i think she could take care of..|||Apparently the blow was not hard enough as you packed up your laptop in your car and parked where you could get internet access from a nearby open WiFi setup. Why call home....just email.|||I would write a book. You have a good imagination.|||Go to the hospital


Of all places YA is where you ask for help when your bleeding|||of course you should call home!!!....ASK HER FOR THAT RING DARN IT!!!|||Are you insane! If not God help your daughters! Get a life!|||This has got to be a joke|||OMG you are one funny guy!!!!!!|||woah! xD the most creative i've read in here so far!